That's why i never stood a chance to win that title,it is not that i don't want to show but there is nothing worth of showing at the first place.
1,i am too old
2,i am married .......with kid
3,do not have an angelis face to dazzle the judges
4,do not have a killer body for bikini,the moment i come out of the pool,i warp me up with a extra large beach towel.sneak back as soon as i can.
5,do not have the quick wit and spontaneity,i just don't want to get it started, it is so embarrassing,whenever i come front the big audience,i was like sweating,headaches,stomach pain,all in one,any excuse,er?just wish the earth will open swallow me up.
6,i don't have that crazy grin permanently plaster on my face.i am quite moody,sometime i am just a nut case.
i don't want to say things i really don't mean to. he is a billionaire though..just keep on smiling,it will be your job, it is not bad as you are laughing all the way to your bank. Cha-Ching.$_$
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